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Maybe the most famous of all disgusting sex moves, the traditional "Dirty Sanchez" involves the man inserting his finger in the girls butt, then promptly wipes his digit under her nose creating
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a smelly fo-moustache. Ole!
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To perform a "Wolverine", one must grab as many pubes in the hand as possible: ejaculate on his/her face, then throw a hand full of pubes on the semen, creating a patchy beard effect.
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Learn the Angry Pirate, in four easy steps: pull hair, cum in eye, punch in leg, watch them hobble around the room screaming -"Ahrrrr".
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Whilst doin' it doggy style on a first floor building, the man pulls out, climbs out the window, his friend in waiting climbs in to take his place, then the first man
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walks back thru the door. Abracadabra.
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A very simple recipe you can try at home. Freeze a poop, then stick it back up your butt.
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As the gal/guy is lying on their back, and you are going from from behind, carefully slide up their back (with no hands) and start flapping your arms, whilst making
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a camel-esk honking sound.
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To be deep-throated so hard you throw up, and then keep going.
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This maneuver is a classic, spouting many spin-offs. It starts with doggy style sex, then unbenounced to the female, the man pulls out from hole one, and inserts into hole two, then grabs her by the hair
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and tries to hold on for 8 seconds.
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Land Sharking, is the ancient art of having a girl facing a wall, as the male runs from the other side of room with a boner, slowing humming the Jaws
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theme song as he approaches.
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The Hot Carl, consists of getting head while the recipient goes number 2 in the potty.....wow.
Back in the day, the only way to learn about different sex positions was sneaking a copy of the Kamasutra from your local library, staring in amazement at the crudely drawn ancient pictures, trying to figure out what was a leg and what was...
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