Do you want to be raising a #foodgrammer? Unless they're starting a food blog and link to recipes that they created, taking pictures of meals is a big no-no. You

raised your child better than that. No matter what you do, your mother's meatloaf recipe is not going to be photogenic. 

This is even worse than taking pictures of food. They think people actually care about their fitness regimen? No one does. If they're starting up a small personal training business, it

might be okay to show off the results of their hard work, but at least keep shirts on. 

You know what's worse than duck face selfies? Ones that feature someone throwing a peace sign. For most sane people these days it means the opposite of peace. it's honest-to-god act of

aggression. You don't want you child to turn into a harsh dictator do you?

Nothing says you have no life more than having an Instagram account filled with nothing but pics of you in your room. Do you want your child to be known as

the boring kid who never leaves their room? That could be embarrassing—for them AND you. 

Face it: you probably aren't raising the next Martha Stewart. Your child is not going to repurpose that old 2L soda bottle into something beautiful. More likely they'll give it

a face so disturbing that your kid will end up on the FBI's serial killer watch list. 

No one wants to see nails that up close, even if they have little mermaid patterns on them. Your kid has to say, "These are mermaids", by the way. Otherwise

you're left with PTSD flashbacks to when they showed you watercolors 15 years ago and you had to figure out if they painted a dragon or a testicle.