Think it’s too obvious? Well, if Harry can call a broom that’s locked in a magic chest from, like, a mile away, then Hermione can definitely summon one random nefarious

person. You better believe she’s a master of that spell. She’d roll into town, speak those words, and 5 minutes later, A would be off to the looney bin where

she belongs.

Okay, okay, let’s just say that Hermione needs to know the ACTUAL name of a person to summon them. If that’s the case then she can move right onto plan

B. What’s plan B, you ask? Simple—she just needs to brew up some polyjuice potion! A has approximately 2.5 billion acolytes, any one of which Hermione could impersonate to get

on the good side of A.

So, Hermione couldn’t get the incriminating evidence she needed from the Cult of A. No problem. All she needs to do is send an owl Harry’s way and borrow his

cloak. Once she’s got that, Little Miss Thorough just needs to wander around town all translucent-like until she runs into some nefarious deeds. In a town like this, there’s bound

to be some A craziness happening within the first 5 minutes.

Up until now, Hermione was just toying with these muggles. It’s time for the big guns. You know what would get her the information she needs? A truth spell! It's

a small town—she could probably just wander around spelling every single person she comes across until someone finally admits to being a follower of A. With the amount of people

she’s got in her web, it can’t take that long, right?

Hermione must be off her game today. She hasn’t been able to solve this A debacle by any of the traditional needs. Maybe some liquid luck will do the trick.

Can you imagine what the most naturally prepared girl on the planet could accomplish with a little bit of artificial luck? Probably anything. A should be quaking in her stylish

boots right about now.