Gallery: Hilarious Things That Women Think About During Sex That Men Def Don't Wanna Know

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Hilarious Things That Women Think About During Sex That Men Def Don't Wanna Know
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Max Kelley
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Sex is the time to reveal your most secret desires, time to think about your deepest, most erotic desires. When your man is looking at you and waiting for the big O, he's probably imagining that you are imagining the 2 of you naked, on horseback, cantering across a sunset beach scene. Half the time, if you said what you were actually thinking in the moment, it would stop the sex immediately. In fact, you're probably thinking something that would shrink his, uh...manhood in 2.5 seconds. Let's take a look at some of the funniest things women have admitted to thinking in the sack that would totally destroy their guy's confidence. 

About Max Kelley

Let’s start here: I’m a traveler. And a writer.

Producing fun, silly, and engaging words is my bread and butter (mmm, butter) and I'm interested in creating highly informative yet entertaining articles for my wonderful internet audience. 

I'm also a super awkward human in general and I love to share the stories of the potentially embarrassing moments I get myself into. 

In my time as a writer I've covered everything from blogging and news reporting to marketing and SEO. I plan to continue sharing my words with you all as long as I am breathing. And then once I've been converted into a zombie I'll keep on sharing.  

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