The person who invented over-sized flannel pajamas DID NOT have your man in mind when they did it! Ranking top on the list of “Please don’t EVER do that!” are

wearing ugly PJs. Basically, this means always... but especially following a sex session.

Whether we realize it or not, it sends the message that "The shop is closed for the evening and

I’d prefer to not even really touch either". You might not mean that, but that’s what a lot of guys think you we’re saying. If you’re actually just doing it

for comfort, sleep naked (which is really good for you, read why here) or put on something like cotton boy shorts and a tank. You’ll feel comfy and

still look sexy. Everyone’s happy.

We know that Cosmo thinks they are the expert on all things sex, but a lot of men are like “Nah. Not so much.” If you ever look at the

byline, a lot of those “Drive your man wild!” pieces are written by women. That might be the root of men’s complaints.

If you want to hear more of the raw

truth, try a site like Ask Men. More than that, ask your man what he likes and doesn’t like. They’re not saying that Cosmo is always wrong, they’re just

saying that they’re not always right either. No one magazine, site or blog fits the sexual needs of every man. Not even publications that believe that they can.

Screaming is sexy. When it’s genuine and when you’re not trying to out-scream yourself from the last time. It should be no shocker that a lot of men are “audible

lovers”. They like the moans, groans and dirty talk too. But yelling at the top of your lungs, especially in right in their ear, well for a lot of them

it is more of a distraction than a turn-on. Just because your guy may have never mentioned it, doesn’t mean it’s not the case. Ask him. See what he says. And

don’t yell at him if he’s like “Well, actually…”

We’re gonna keep this one short ‘n sweet. How would you feel if after he “kissed you down below”, he ran to the bathroom, brushed his teeth and gargled? OK,

so why do you think you doing something similar wouldn’t hurt his feelings? Moving on.

This ties into the whole Cosmo thing. Did you know that some women are having surgery to make their va-jay-jays look like famous porn stars? Eww. Porn, for the most

part, is acting. So take the pressure off of yourself to be like women who have sex edited in a way that it runs on a loop. Oh, and when you

see them doing something different (spitting for example), ask your man what he thinks about trying it before you do. He might just tell you that some things are better left seen than

felt.

It’s the height of manipulation really. Why would you want to talk about where your relationship is going during a romp? If you’re thinking that sex is the ultimate truth

serum, think again. A guy is gonna say pretty much whatever you want him to in the heat of the moment. And 9 times out of 10, he probably won’t

even remember anything about it. Reserve the deep chats for another time. Doing it during or right after sex only disappoints the both of you. One way or another.

Here’s an interesting one, but it also made the list. Wanting to clean up---sheets included---right after sex (and by that we mean the same night) is also annoying for men.

Probably for reasons similar to the whole ugly pajamas thing. Other than your privates, if you’re cleaning up, does that mean there’s no more sex to be had? If it was

a great session, no man wants to be put in that mind frame. Leave things where they are for now. You can get to them later. Well… after.