For any time there is just no way we can deal, our girl, Snow White, shows us the perfect reaction.

Someone please save us from the morons. Lunch can't come soon enough! 

Meme by: BuzzFeed

Doesn't everyone fall in love with the hot rando they met in the forest? Oh ... just us? Our bad.

"You want a Lamborghini? Sippin' martinis? Look hot in a little dog bikini? You better work, b**ch."

Clearly, there's a fine line between stalking and chivalry these days. Dear Ella needs to re-think her privacy settings.

Meme by: BuzzFeed's Jen Lewis

Evidence of this was immediately deleted.

Thanks, Disney, for giving us unrealistic expectations of how hair should blow in the wind.

Beast to Gaston: Let's compare chests.

Belle and Adam were amazed at the price of clocks and candlesticks. Then they ran to every kiosk in the food court, gleefully waving "Be Our Guest" to each chef

before diggin' in to a plate of Swedish Meatballs. And they and the meatballs lived happily ever after. The end. 

*flips Magic 8 Ball*
Me: Will "The Little Mermaid" be released from the Disney Vault soon? 
Magic 8 Ball: Don't count on it.

Let's not forget Kevin Costner (age 63), Richard Gere (age 68), and Bruce Springsteen (age 68).

Tacos for brekkie, lunch, and a fancy dinner with Beast.

"One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops."

She invested in the Encyclopedia Of Breakdancing.

We hope someone also dressed as Hercules. His face was slapped on a vase, after all.

And here we thought we were the only ones who realized Mrs. Potts had a whole cupboard full of children. She was one busy lady ... makin' tea.

That's why we cackle when someone asks us which aisle the Nit Shampoo is in and why we walk around talking to a pet raven named Diaval.

We'd also make pleas for immunity from bad hair days and a tattoo of the perfect winged eye liner.

Can someone please direct us to the nearest Fairy Godmother, we'd ditch Netflix for a night if it means we get to keep the shoes!

Us: Turns taxes in on April 15
Us on April 16: Where my money at??

No bread for you! You wouldn't like it, it's probably too provincial.

Betches be hatin' Cinderella's dainty feet like, listen to my terrible flute skills, instead.

Still cheaper than a dress for a toddler at the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique.

There's no coming back from this one, Princy Poo. For that, here, have you met Drizella and Anastasia?

This would be me if I was signing up to be on the "Real World". 

Wake up like a Princess, go to bed like an Evil Queen. Story of our life.

... unless you're going to The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter. Then, the shadowy place is awesome.

... ✋ ...

*takes a LÄRABAR everywhere we go now*

And now, everything the light touches belongs to Simba, except that shadowy place over there. 

Simba be like, "Don't want that dump anyway."

We wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing! 

Meme by: Scary Mommy

Note to self: For next date, order the rack of baby back ribs and keep the moist towelettes comin'!

That poor woman is doomed.

Us: Wait, there's no Kraft Mac & Cheese?!!
*immediately collapses in the kitchen floor until our Prince comes*

We would, too.

"... Still I cannot see, if the savage one is me. How can there be so much that you don't know ... mahoooganyyyyy ...."

Personal Ad: Seeking a man who's "tranquil as a forest, but on fire within." Bonus points if he's got "all the strength of a raging fire [and is] mysterious as

the dark side of the moon." 

And now, we're so inclined as to ask this question: Just what does Buzz Lightyear's name mean then?  

If it did, would his robe catch afire?

From: Elsa
To: Anna
Subj: Eff off.

And, a notepad would've been too easy.

We've gotta lay off of those lattes the size of honey pots ...

We just can't handle happy people so early in the morning. Coffee before talkie.

That's true! Why is it when we sing/yodel out our apartment window, all the woodland creatures disappear?! Not cool, guys.

But on second thought, Hans is nothing like Ron. For one, Hans is an a**hole.

If you say you don't, then you're a liar.

Poor magic carpet could really use a good vacuuming ...

SHUT. UP.

Ariel, girl, ya really gotta get out more often ...

*hasn't seen "The Little Mermaid" in 9 years*

Immediately starts singing: "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?"

Maybe Nemo just needed some time away from home.