Gallery: 15 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Not Being a Morning Person

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15 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Not Being a Morning Person
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Haley Henschel
@Benoo_Brown on Twitter

All hail the person who invented caffeine — without it, I wouldn't even attempt to be a morning person. Actually, I don't think I'd be a person, period. They say the early bird gets the worm, but let's be real — the bird I most identify with is the one that sleeps in, skips the worm, and just grabs a cup of coffee on its way to work. All the sunrises and breakfast foods in the world aren't as precious to me as those 20 extra minutes in bed.

If you're a fellow night owl, you'll love these fifteen tweets that sum up how precisely miserable mornings are.

About Haley Henschel

Haley is a writer, editor, and illustrator from Wisconsin, so please don't serve her an Old Fashioned unless it contains brandy. Outside of work, you'll find her aquascaping, getting bossed around by her bird, or planning another trip to Australia. She currently lives in Chicago, where she's having a hard time adjusting to the whole "no ketchup on hot dogs" thing. Feel free to send your pizza recs/Kardashian konspiracies her way. Currently reading: The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion.

Follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @haleyhenschel.

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