If there was an actual position for ass kisser, this person wouldn’t even need to apply. They get an A++ for kissing the boss’s narrow behind, no matter how ridiculous
his or her instructions are. This office type doesn’t believe in hard work, unless it is tied to gaining favor from their employer through sucking up. True, it isn’t so
There’s always that one man or woman who is ridiculously on point. Not hating on their stellar performance, but they’re the ones who will point out your errors at the
company meeting. They typically only have their work success to be proud of, because everything else is going bad in their lives. They aren’t social butterflies, nor are they the
person who is chill, comes in and simply does what is required of them. The anal office type generally lets everyone in the office know what good of a job
the gig. While sh*t undoubtedly happens outside of work, the slacker prides him/herself on taking advantage of people. One time “covering them” when they’re late on an assignment turns into
a full-fledged habit. Everyone notices their lack of commitment to the gig and feels taken advantage of. They pretend to be your “friend” but only for their own personal gain.
You dread seeing this person walk through the door, no lie. They complain so much about their job that you—and everyone else for that matter—wonder why the hell they just
don’t leave already?! You avoid them because their misery covers their being like a dark, smoky cloud, but somehow they find you by the water cooler anyway. Shat!
This office type stays silent about everything in an effort to keep his or her job. It is sickening, because you know they have an opinion about the mistreatment—or anything—regarding
Forget boundaries, this person puts in their bid for just about everyone in the office. If the new girl is starting on Monday, by 11 am, you better believe she
has met the office flirt. This individual’s chill is nonexistent, and he or she has slept with about three or four co-workers, minimum. In fact, those are just the ones
Some folks love what they do, but if you don’t, certain personalities can make the 9 to 5 a hell of a lot more unpleasant. Everyone knows that more than the job itself, the people you work with are what makes those eight hours rewarding.
Here are six types of people that you’ll find in the office …and you’d wish you hadn’t.
