Not sure if this was necessary but this explorer thought the best way to get his smore roasted was using the heat of a live volcano. Hopefully anyone with any

sense wouldn't think this was smart to do. For everybody else but black people, cause we already know, #DontTryThisAtHome!

Now even though this high diver was paid to perform, no black person would think about diving  on a cruise ship. If we’re on a cruise, we're in party mode.

Or maybe chill mode. Or even boo'd up mode. But trust and believe, the last thing we are thinking about is work. 

We’ve seen it too many times. Man eaten by shark. But what we haven't heard often is a black man eaten by shark. The majority of these accidents can be

prevented. C'mon son! A brotha would never jump into an actual shark tank.  

This guy clearly has a gift to hang out with wild lions but this is just to high of a risk. Black people again do not like any type of

danger! No ifs ands, or buts. What’s stopping these giant animals from turning the lion whisperer into their dinner? We don't know and we're never gonna find out first-hand, rest

assured. #NotOnTheBucketList

Again, black people don't entertain any type of danger. We have enough obstacles on land than to create obstacles above ground with a tight rope. We're worried about staying alive

during a traffic stop; there’s no need to help risk our lives balancing off of a building. We're good. #NoThanks

Paraphrasing King of Comedy DL Hughley: If there's a bear in the woods, and we're in the woods...we ain't in the woods no more. Enough said! If this was a

black person in the video, the bear would've eaten everything freely. There you go...cause we're gone! There’s Know way a black person would stay and defend BBQ to the death.

Ain't gonna happen. And that friends, is why we BBQ in our back yards. 

Who does this! It’s cold and flu season. We don’t have time to be getting sick to be calling off work. This is just asking for all our PTO my

vacation time to be spent battling pneumonia in the hospital. No! Everyone knows black people need our sick time for our vacations.

This would have to be a cash prize of a million dollars for a black man (or woman) to swim with a gator. Maybe if this was a pair of

boots…but not a real gator. Not in this lifetime. 

Some people treat dogs better than their own kids. This poor dog has a first-class ticket to the hospital and the owner is just happy to take the dog on

a ride. Black people treat their dog like a dog, not their kids. While we’re riding our motorcycle the dog would be waiting for us back at home. Ok...well maybe

some of us have softened a little and gone overboard...especially the women, but none of us were raised this way. #OutOfOrder

Oh hell no! Now you know we would be dead. Period.