Gallery: This Woman Wrote The Most Basic Cookbook For Her Screw-Up Brother And It's Hilarious

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This Woman Wrote The Most Basic Cookbook For Her Screw-Up Brother And It's Hilarious
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Haley Henschel
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I'll be the first to admit that frozen pizzas and Easy Mac are damn good/were basically the reasons I didn't starve to death during college. But at some point, we've all got to get on with our adult lives and graduate from instant ramen to spaghetti dinners. So when Imgur user tacopartyinyourmouth noticed that her "kitchen-challenged" older brother was having trouble cooking like a grown human being, she sat down and wrote him his very own cookbook — and it turned out AMAZING. (Watch out, Ina Garten!) Here are some excerpts from her magnum opus, "Recipes You Absolutely Can't Fuck Up."

About Haley Henschel

Haley is a writer, editor, and illustrator from Wisconsin, so please don't serve her an Old Fashioned unless it contains brandy. Outside of work, you'll find her aquascaping, getting bossed around by her bird, or planning another trip to Australia. She currently lives in Chicago, where she's having a hard time adjusting to the whole "no ketchup on hot dogs" thing. Feel free to send your pizza recs/Kardashian konspiracies her way. Currently reading: The Year of Magical Thinking by Joan Didion.

Follow her on Twitter and Instagram at @haleyhenschel.

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