He’s showing off his biceps because that’s all he’s got. His personality is bleh, maybe even nonexistent, and he knows that - which is why he’s obsessed with making sure

his body looks immaculate. 

Either he’s a player or he’s a PLAYER.

He may be good looking. He may even have a great job. But trust me when I say, this guy's a tool. He made the conscious decision to keep his shades on, (even though

he was indoors) and used it as his profile picture! Who does he think he is, Drake? He’ll never be Drake.

Spoiler Alert: He’s not really that romantic. He’s just saying that because he thinks he’ll get more swipe rights. If he was a true romantic, he wouldn't advertise it.

Which one is he? You have absolutely no idea. Every picture he has is a group picture. And ya know what? He did that on purpose. Honestly, it doesn't matter which one he

is. He's already deceiving you by not being upfront about what he looks like.   

There’s nothing wrong with drinking. But this guy looks way too cocky holding that glass of whisky. If you actually met up with him, he’d probably spend a majority of

his time talking about cars, money, and that Vegas trip he went on last weekend.

He’s clearly not 20 something. Hell, he’s probably not even 30 something. He looks old enough to be a young grandfather. But here he is, on Tinder, prowling for millennials,

while pretending to be one. Creepy.  

Spoiler Alert (again): He’s not. He probably just got fired and in an attempt to save face, he’s identifying as an "entrepreneur." When in reality, he’s sleeping on his parents futon,

working part time, while creating his blog.   

I recommend avoiding the guy who’s not showing his face. Maybe he’s good looking and just trying to do something different. Or maybe he’s a criminal, with a warrant out for his

arrest. Either way, it’s better to be safe than sorry.