"Is that Tom Hanks from Cast Away?"
-Robin (Rebel Wilson), asking about her friend's pubic hair

Andy (Anne Hathaway): "You look so thin."

Emily (Emily Blunt): "Do I? Oh it's for Paris. Well, I'm on this new diet. It's very effective. Well, I don't eat anything. And then

when I feel like I'm about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese."

Andy: "Well, it's definitely working."

Emily: "I know. I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."

Andy Stitzer (Steve Carell): "Ahhhhhhh Kelly Clarkson!"

Barf (John Candy): “I'm a MOG - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.”

Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty): “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encounter. There's

no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
 

Damian Leigh (Daniel Franzese): "She doesn't even go here!"

Donkey (Eddie Murphy): "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!"

Alan Garner (Galifianakis): "Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of

a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my

wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later.

And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more

guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!"

Dina Byrnes (Blythe Danner): "I had no idea you could milk a cat!"

Greg Focker (Ben Stiller): "Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples."

Jack Byrnes (Robert De Niro): "I have

nipples, Greg, could you milk me?"

Brian Fantana (Paul Rudd): "Ron, where are you?"

Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell): "Ahhhh! I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

Borat Sagdiyev (Sacha Baron Cohen): "She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. Nice."

Sherri Ann Cabot (Jennifer Coolidge): "We have an amazing relationship and it's very physical. I mean, he still pushes all my buttons. And um, people say 'oh but he's so much older than you'

and you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. Yea, we both have so much in common. We both love soup and uh, we love the outdoors. Uhhh, we

love snow peas and uh talking and not talking. Uhhhh, we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."