This little girl made the mistake of taking a nap and waking up when it was dark out. Her mom saw an opportunity and tricked the child into thinking it

was a particularly dark morning and time to head to school. Bleak. 

Not only did this dad dump ice cold water on his showering son, he tricked him into thinking he was a killer. Maybe he just wanted his son to stop singing?

Usually kids are afraid of the dark. Now, not only will these boys be scared of the dark, they'll be scared of the morning too. How horrific. 

Will this little boy ever sing again? He's probably been conditioned to stay quiet for the rest of his life. 

Ah, that sweet spot when he has no clue how credit cards work but has already developed an appreciation for cold, hard, cash. 

Socks are always the worst present. The box that an XBox came in is the cruelest wrapping paper. 

They get candy, their parents get to hear them scream in terror. Everybody wins.