Gallery: These Are The Sex Positions That Really Work. Every. Single. Time.

There's an ancient proverb about doing the deed that goes a little something like this: "Sex is like pizza -- even when it's bad, it's good." Now, no offense to the ancient civilizations who came to this less-than-accurate conclusion, but HOLD UP; just because someone is getting some action doesn't mean that it's enjoyable for one or both parties involved. 

Now, to make sure you're on the right end of this whole sex bargain, we've got you covered with some tried-and-true positions real women swear by.