Instagram user @nickdenholm documented his spaniel's unfortunate run-in with a fence, which probably looked a lot

shorter from farther away. 

Fence - 1
Bronté - 0

Totally winning those wind-in-the-hair vibes, tho.

Leashes are completely over-rated. Amiright, Daisy?

Instagram user Kayla Saole posted this pic of her Boston Terrier, Bella, after things with a tennis ball got a little topsy-turvy. 

However, we think this dog is totally a

gymnastics winner.

This little French bulldog knows that fetching balls is a thing that dogs do...but he's not quiiiiiite winning at that just yet.

His face says it all 😂. Clearly, some other dog broke into the house and knocked over the Christmas tree. Isn't that right, @bostonthespringer?

This dog gets a

win for playing it totally clueless despite the evidence.

Life is just too ruff for this adorable golden doodle named Izzy, who wins at being the most relatable dog on the Internet when adulting gets hard.

This sheep herder had one job...but failed.

The real winner this time is actually the sheep, who's totally not shy about getting turnt when there's fresh snow.

Because it's a truth universally acknowledged that bushes make the best hiding places. Dusty is completely winning at never letting reality get him down.

This dog is totally winning at not giving a flying f*ck.

This dog might not have been successful this time but with his eye for the biggest prize, we can tell he'll be winning at something, someday.

This dog wins the prize for "Best Impersonation Of A Turtle Stuck On Its Back".

*Turns to bestie*
"What do you think of this turtleneck?"

This dog wins the prize for "Best Impersonation Of A Seal".

This dog is totally winning at being that creepy neighbor that pears over (or under) your fence to see what you are up to.

Totally over-estimated the bounce on that ball. 

This dog is completely winning at transcending space in a way we hoomans never thought imaginable.

The fail here is really on the hooman's part, because why do they even have such a small door for such a big dog?

This doggy photo bomb wins at reminding us all: when ya gotsta go, ya gotsta go.

This dog is actually a total winner. He's like, "I ain't gonna perform no circus trick for you!" but he's still not above collecting the food at the end.

Peaking at the porch for the 12th time does not make the pizza man get there faster but this dog is still winning because we are all guilty of doing

that, too.

We're guessing this dog did not stick the landing but if the goal was to temporarily levitate upside-down over a pile of snow, then there is a win in this

situation, for sure.

A scenario that even some hoomans know all too well: You're hitting the punch bowl hard to work up the courage to talk to your crush at a party, you're

over the moon when you go talk to him/her and find out the feelings are returned, and the resulting physical exertion has you ralphing at the most inopportune time.

But

hey! Your crush was totally into you before that happened! That's a win, right?!

This scaredy dog might not be the bravest but he totally won at narrowly escaping death from a miniature animatronic dinosaur from hell.

Because when you're this comfortable, it's a shame to get up. That's why this dog is winning—couch potato game is mad strong.

"Watcha' lookin' at, Chief?"
*5 seconds later* 
"I don't see nutin', Chief."

We're giving this dog a win for effort and imagination.

Scientific evidence proving that not all dogs have an all-weather option.

This dog might not be the most suited for the snow but really, all corgis are winners no matter what.

This one might be even more of a fail, since it looks like this dog was actually trying, but he's a winner for toughing out having to deal with the

type of hooman who doesn't even give a pal a head's up before chucking a disk of plastic at 'em.

Puppy 1: "I'm surrounded by idiots."

This guy looks like he's really proud of himself...which makes this situation a win no matter the circumstances.

While we obviously feel bad for this little pup, we can't stop laughing. Thank you, shiba inu stuck in giant bush, for making our day.

"A little help over here ... IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE!"

Despite failing at using a hammock, there are some serious style points earned here. Check out those threads!

This dog might not have stuck the landing but definitely gets the award for "World's Cutest Parkour Enthusiast".

This dog wins at showing us all how to gracefully pick ourselves up and act like nothing happened. "Ok, cool. Nobody saw that."

*Loudspeaker Announcement*
"We've got a situation down by the hurdles ... I repeat, a situation, down by the hurdles. Bring a shovel."

This dog probably did not win the agility event but

still totally wins for best plot twist.

This little guy is too sweet. He really thought about it before taking this death-defying leap to the nearby chair arm.

This dog definitely wins the staring contest, but don't forget to remind your owners you're still alive, buddy!

"Clearly, hooman, you think I'm cool with going to the vet. Well, in about 10 minutes, you're about to get a hard lesson in Daddy Daycare."

"What is this sorcery? Call the police!"

If you really think about it though, this dog did successfully squeeze into the place where the evil torture device can't reach—a clear quick-thinking

win on his part.

Youtuber Bart Lanzillotti captures his dog, Jazzy, encountering a fish for the first time. Clearly that fish went to doggy obedience school and learned how to

play dead better than Jazzy did.

This dog's 'do might not hold up well at warp speed, but we're pretty sure that even a Vulcan wouldn't be able to resist saying "aww" to this photo.

A win for science for discovering a new breed!

Scientific name: Canis lupus snow loaf

This rare breed of dog likes playing in the snow and has a particular hankering for Canine

Carry Outs. 

"Likes listening to Bruce Springsteen and hiding my human's tube socks. Eats anything wrapped in bacon. I pride myself on being a Class-A butt sniffer. Recent PetSmart grad."