While commendable, that little patio you had in an oak growing up wasn't anything like this. This aptly-named 'Temple of the Blue Moon' is available for rent in Washington state.

Anyone getting Hook flashbacks yet? This one isn't in some far-flung wooded area -- it's a man's backyard in Atlanta, and it's made from 100% recycled materials.

Doesn't this look like housing for the Ewoks? This one's built up three stories high, featuring a spiral staircase, and some trippy looking red mushrooms in front.

You can't look at that sky and tell me you're not jealous. 'The House of Turquoise' in Panama is actually an eco-friendly bed and breakfast with it's own yoga studio.

Floating houses > ground houses. This cedar construction relies on 7 different trees for support, and went on the market at the end of September.

But dammit if it doesn't have spirit. This one's named 'The Octagon' and sits 35ft in the air.

If you think this picture is awesome, you really need to waste a few minutes checking out the artist's Instagram page.

Seriously -- no one seems to be sure where this masterpiece came from.

This tiny house looks like it was made from photographic purposes only. We would be nervous to hang out on the balcony. But major points for the high ceilings and extra windows.

BRB, going to figure out how much all these cost ASAP.

UPDATE: A quarter of a million dollars. So, nevermind.