Always soften your statement with a question. Also, don't forget some uptalk at the end of your sentence, allowing it to close on a wispy, almost whisper-like tone.

Don't simply state your idea, that's for fools. Always preface your idea by lowering expectations, to let people know that it's probably not that great. That way, if it's a

bad idea, they know you know it, and if it turns out being a good one, someone can more confidently take credit for it later.

When in doubt, add a smiley face and lots of question marks and exclamation points. It'll let people know you're happy, inquisitive and excited! 

If you tell people that somebody expanded upon your idea they'll think you aren't a team player, so hush-up and be happy that your ideas are getting traction! Never mind that

nobody seems to care when you're the one presenting them.

Repeat after me: "just. be. cool." Now say it again, like you mean it, but cooler! You're in a boys' game, so let it be known when you do agree, and  just

laugh along with anything you don't agree with.

If someone thinks they're teaching you something, even if you already know, don't cut them off (that would be rude) just listen, nod and thank them. Nobody likes a know-it-all.

If you outright say someone's wrong, their ego will be bruised and they'll likely hold it against you. The more PC-way to go about it? Lead them to discover their

own fault indirectly by asking a non-invasive question. The more qualifiers the better.

Who do you think you are with all of those fingers, using all of them? Be thoughtful and conservative, and focus on one finger, and one key at a time.

You're welcome.

Always pack a mustache for instant masculine-appeal just-in-case you need to make a point and not use qualifiers, ask questions, or otherwise embellish a straightforward statement or course of action. It's

the only way.