When you order it, everyone around you knows that you are badass. Whether that be out in the fields or in the office, you know how to get things done.

However, the true test comes when you start to sip it. Do you flinch, or do you down it like a true whiskey drinker?

Better known as "Cosmos," this vodka drink became popular after the women on Sex and the City drank it at literally every event. If you order a cosmo, you are

either forty and married or....no, wait, you are just forty and married. 

There is a reason why this is popular among New Yorkers, Wall Street bankers in particular. It gets you drunk real fast. But for those of us who don't live in

the Big Apple, Manhattans let people know that you want to escape your reality and FAST. 

Enjoyed by all ages, margaritas are for the party people. There is always one person in every friend group who goes WAY too hard and blames it on the amount

of tequila the bartender put in their margarita. 

I genuinely want to know who under the age of eighty and who is not a member of a country club and drinks these. Please. If you know anyone, I just want to

meet them to understand what their life is that has led them to enjoy bloody marys at such a young age.

Almost everyone is okay with beer, but those with a hearty beer gut show that they are true beer lovers. If this is you, you probably love that it doesn't

get you drunk quickly but hate that you now have to go the gym. You win some. You lose some. 

If you love mojito's, you probably also love Hawaiian shirts and Jimmy Buffet. No matter what time of year it is, you always look like you just came out of

toaster. 

This drink is for people who think they are incredible cultured with a splash of class. Usually, they are the ones who overdress at every party because they know they

look good in a suit. 

You wonder why it took you this long to appreciate wine at least twice a day. Whether you are male or female, wine can get you real drunk real quick.

Then, you pass out. What a great way to spend your night of being single and alone?

The adult version of an Icee, pina colada is perfect for college kids on Spring Break. After graduating, pina coladas only make a comeback if you love the beach and

are an old lady in a horribly-patterned swimsuit and kla$$y Styrofoam visor. 

Let's be honest. Cider is about 1000% more tasty than beer, and only the true cider connoisseurs know this to be true. Thus, they can be a little snobby and

know exactly how many bottles takes to get them drunk. Also, they are usually referred to as "that guy" at work. 

This is every woman's go-to drink. She has had a long day and can't find the wine. LEAVE HER ALONE.

Get out, you healthy human with your life together.