Only one percent of the “ingredients” of a fart actually cause odor, the rest is usually just gas build up. That's why when you wake up in the morning to a butt

trumpet, there is generally no smell. 

Have you been munching down on a lot of red meat lately? Maybe some broccoli soup? This could be the reason for your mildly bad booty smells. Unless you are an

Astronaut trapped in the space station, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Do the evil spirits coming out your ass smell like a dead rat's butthole? This is your body telling you your sulfur count is way too high. Maybe you should lay off the bean

eating competitions for awhile. 

If you thought being a Vegan was bad enough, a plant and carbohydrate rich diet can have you blowing more wind than a clarinet teacher's reunion party.

Holding in farts can lead to abdominal pain, bloating, and if held over long periods can result in more serious conditions. For optimal health, you must release them into the wild like a

rehabilitated eagle - because if you love something - set it free.

The volume of your "telegram from Mr Poo" has little to do with your overall bowel health. Just like potato chips - farts come in all shapes and sizes. 

A study performed at the University of Exeter, found that inhaling small amounts of hydrogen sulfide can be beneficial for your health as it contains protective properties that fight against the damage of

cell mitochondria and has even been known to fight cancer. If smelling your farts is the cure to all disease - I'm cancelling my insurance policy tomorrow.