Whoa! Your potty mouth kid is bad. Not only do they curse but they know when, how, and why to use curse words. Yes they are bad. Sorry, whatever night

you wanna go out...we're busy. #GoodLuckWithThat

If yo kids do stuff that makes people have to 'catch themselves' from slappin' them into the middle of next week, then yes, your kids are bad! You know it.

We know it. They know it. And we bet you probably just send them to time out, right? #NotOnOurWatch

Don't go outside! Put that down! Come here! 

This is too much...and they still don't listen. Back in our day, you were told one command---one time! After that, hell hath

no fury. Nowadays, when they don't listen, you just sound like a broken record. So don't be surprised that no one, not even their grandma, wants to babysit. 

Who has time for your whiny child who threatens to call child welfare services because they were told "no." Nope keep them at home with you. #IWishTheyWould

The good news is, kids these days are very advanced. The bad news is, so now they're bored with normal 'kid stuff' like cartoons and board games. When we grew

up, if you got a good game of Monopoly going, that was hours of fun. Those days are long gone. So don't blame us if you know your little Einstein

is into quantum physics. We dig it. Just don't drop the little know-it-all off for us to babysit. #NoCanDo

Oh hell no! Your spoiled brat is too big to be falling all over the floor in a full blown tantrum. Come get them now. And may we suggest you

open up a can of whoopa*s! #ASAP

If your child is boy crazy or girl crazy, teach them what is appropriate and what's not. Don't send them over to the babysitter's and they know all the moves

from the sex scene on the movie you let them watch. #SideEye

2 + 1 = ok

Capital of Georgia = Mac and cheese 

What is the main idea = Blue 

WTH? A mind is a terrible thing to waste. That's all

we're gonna say about that. #NoWords