Oh my God! How could Tom Hardy get any hotter? Plus, his baby is the cutest, tiniest thing. Tom Hardy for the win every time.

The US does not care about soccer. But even America's got to give it up for David Beckham, who somehow manages to get hotter every year. Plus, with Posh Spice and

Becks as his parents, that kid is going to be a ladykiller.

One, this looks like to the happiest trip to a toy store ever. Two, Chris Pratt's a straight fox and the kid's glasses are on point.

Orlando Bloom's street style is super slick, even giving his toddler a handsome neckerchief to complete the outfit. And that's just his casual look! Good Lord!

Damn, Cam. Looking like a hardcore badass while carrying a baby. Amazing.

There's a reason why Chris Hemsworth was cast as a mythical God. We'll happily worship at his alter of Instagram any day.

The future Aquaman clearly gave his good hair genes to his little one. Jason continues to prove that tattoos and Dads go great together.

Marky Mark still killing it. No hint of a Dad bod here.

Even sporting a Slytherin scarf, Idris looks like a fun ass Dad and a super hot dude.

This Irish lad and his littler Irish laddy share a moment and a color scheme. P.S., please remind us to rewatch In Bruges.

Josh's toe-haired kid has the sweetest smile and his Daddy still looks good, scruff, messy hair and all.

Looking dapper AF, Ronaldo looks hot on and off the field. And the perfect little boy suit? Baller!

Channing and daughter's matching faces? We're gagging! Though we know Magic Mike looks good in anything (clothing is certainly optional), that hat only makes him cuter.

Hey, Ray Donovan. Who knew that dramatic actor Liev Schreiber was such a doting father and skilled bicyclist! 

Is there anything the Rock can't do? He's gorgeous, strong, an awesome actor and he'll suffer through a Pokemon costume for the sake of his daughter. That's hot.

Tom Hardy's the best, so he takes up two spaces on this list. #SorryNotSorry