This Joola Outdoor Model is one of the sexiest of all time. Combine that with the fact that's it's indoors?! So taboo we love it.

This Ping Pong table is so sexy that this girl can't help but rub her booty on it. Back off you hussy you're not even in the same league!

This table gets men harder than the concrete it's made from. We also love the kinky tattoos.

OMG you almost never see the Artengo FT730 from this angle. We've always wanted a quick game to 11 with this babe.

Maria Sharapova is ruining this otherwise perfect revealing pic of the forever sexy Cornilleau 500M Crossover Indoor/Outdoor table.

Turn the lights of and play in the dark... if you know what we mean ;)

Talk about getting wood, just looking at this thing makes us rally for serve!

Raised in NYC, this is by far one of cutest on the list. Can't help it if we love 'em petite.

We certainly don't mind a table working on its summer tan, especially when it's wearing so little clothing!

Uh where is this party and how do we get invited?!?! Probably at the Playboy Mansion or something.

Would like to take this table, fold it up on one side, and play with it solo if you know what I mean...