This cover makes you wonder what would happen if his pants came down just a little lower.

The only time in your life you wished you were a pig — you would be the happiest pig and proud of it.

Hold us like you hold that horse, please. And also, just unzip a little further and we'll be good for a ride.

Do you need help buttoning *coughs unbuttoning* those overalls? Or someone to wipe your sweat while you work on those crops? Or someone to plough the field with? We can help with all

of these!

Mmm, would you like it rare or well done? We'll take it served on a platter any way you like.

Did you get a little dirty today? Let us clean you up, we are especially handsy — oops, we meant handy.

Who needs a dog when we're willing to jump on you, lick you, and be completely loyal all in exchange for playing with us and petting us. We're much better at

catching balls, too.