You may wanna sit down for this, because I've got HUGE news!
Child star turned tabloid trainwreck Lindsay Lohan is WRITING. A BOOK.
I know right?! Ok. So, in an interview with "Vanity Fair," Lohan said,
"I am in the process of writing a book, and I am very excited to share my personal experiences in life and how to overcome obstacles. I hope that my words will connect with those who need some guidance when [or] if they are in a tough place."
I passed out at the news. Frankly, Lindsay's attempt at a tell-all on OWN with her series, "Lindsay," totally and utterly failed. It was a tease. When that book hits the shelves, I will be there ready with tea for sipping.
To help pass the time between now and when her book drops (do books drop, or is that just albums?), I'm calling on these celebrities to also publish tell-alls!
After a sex-tape, writing ta tell-all should be easy. I want to know EVERYTHING. What was life like as Tommy Lee's wife? Do her boobs hurt when she runs? Does she still wear the "Baywatch" bathing suit? Write it all down Pamela!
After hearing about his crazy antics while preparing for his role of the Joker in "Suicide Squad," I get the feeling he's done even crazier shit worth reading about. Mr. Leto, please include a chapter about how to seemingly reverse the aging process. Because dude, you look hot AF.
I'm just so fascinated by this woman's mind. She's a brilliant artist and inspirational performer. I want to know all the dark secrets, all the dirt. Spare me no detail Gaga. Do it for your baby monsters!
If possible, please write this using all of your alternate egos. Roman better have an angry chapter and Barbie's will obviously include pictures. Feel free to rhyme as much as you want to your Minajesty.
You know what I want to know Mr. Pitt. Did you, or didn't you cheat on Jenn?! Honestly, this book can be 1-page long. Just answer that question.
How great would it be if the diva herself wrote down all the shade she felt towards other celebrities, and then published that shade? It would be the greatest Christmas gift ever!
Flo from the Progressive commercials
I just want to know your story Flo!