1.
1. When your mama said: “Go ahead. Do it if you want to.” She was:
Giving you permission to follow your dreams.
Issuing a dare. She wants to see how “grown” you think you are so that she can respond accordingly.
2.
What did your mama buy you when y'all went grocery shopping?
You can select one toy or snack under $5.
You better not clown in the store: Don’t touch nothin, Don’t ask for nothin. Because, (drum roll) you ain’t gettin' nothin!
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When was the worse time to learn you were about to get your a** beat?
In the car, on the way home from church. #DontMakeMeStopThisCar
In the morning, before school. Not only did you make mama late for work, she didn’t have time to whoop you.
4.
Uh oh! It’s a mystery! Mama comes home. Somebody broke a lamp. What does she do?
Charge it to the game. S%&t happens.
Whoop everybody, as a punishment and a cautionary tale.
5.
Who was allowed in your house when mama wasn't home:
The mailman, landlord or utility workers
No one...especially your nappy headed friends running up her electricity and drinking up all the Kool-aid!
Millennials, you just don’t know how good you have it. Generations before you survived a** whoopins, public humiliation, and things you'd call social services for these days. But that wasn't how it went down back in the day.
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