The Ultimate Donald Trump Quotes Quiz

1. Who said: “Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”

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2. Who said: "Nobody respects women more than me.”

@hughhefner
3. Who said: "That makes me smart”...Donald Trump or a 3rd Grader who just passed a spelling test?

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4. Who said: "Long live the King!"...Donald Trump or Scar, villainous lion from 'The Lion King'?

@Giphy
5. Who said: "There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it."

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6. Who said: "I will build a great, great wall..."

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7. Who said: "Did you come for my feelings? Because I left 'em in my other pants," Donald Trump or Dr. House from the Fox show 'House'?

@House
8. Who said: "Trump opened up markets to allow billions of dollars of US goods to be exported."

@realdonaldtrump
9. Who said: "We should just cancel the election and just give it to Trump."

@Giphy
10. Who said: "I will tell you at the time. I’ll keep you in suspense, OK?"

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11. Who said: "Growing up in Queens, I was a pretty tough kid. I wanted to be the toughest kid in the neighborhood and had a habit of mouthing off to everybody while backing down to no one. Honestly, I was a bit of a troublemaker."

@50cent
12. Who said: "He’s not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured."

@realdonaldtrump
13. Who said: “I don't understand what I did wrong except live a life that everyone is jealous of."

@chauncey_boom95
14. Who said: "Humanitarianism is the expression of stupidity and cowardice."

@Giphy
15. Who said: "Women: You have to treat them like shit."...Donald Trump or infamous serial killer, Ted Bundy?

@dahliablack78
16. Who said: "Look at me. You think you've won?"...Donald Trump or Rita Repulsa from 2017's 'Power Rangers?'

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17. Who said: "Part of the beauty of me is I'm very rich."...Donald Trump or porn star Ron Jeremy?

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18. Who said: "Show me someone with no ego and I'll show you a big loser"...Donald Trump or Sharpay from 'High School Musical?'

@Giphy
19. Who said: "I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep on lasting."

@Giphy
20. Who said: "You may get AIDS by kissing."...Donald Trump or an uninformed person in the '80s?

@realdonaldtrump
21. Who said: "Now I guess she's on crack," Donald Trump or Regina George from 'Mean Girls'?

@meangirls
22. Who said: "Look down at me and you see a fool, look up at me and you see a god, look straight at me and you see yourself."

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23. Who said: "You heard about me? Oh, I got some big enemies, yeah."

@taylorswift
24. Who said: "I don't do the email thing."...Donald Trump or an old lady on the bus who saw me on the phone?

@Giphy
25. Who said: "You’ve got the body, I’ve got the brain."...Donald Trump or horror movie favorite Freddy Krueger?

@movies_bible
26. Who said: "I don't even consider myself ambitious."...Donald Trump or a high school dropout?

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27. Who said: "Thank you Adam Levine..." Donald Trump or a contestant on 'The Voice?'

@nbcthevoice
28. Who said: "I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent"...Donald Trump or Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg?

@zuck
29. Who said: "In the second grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye — I punched my music teacher because I didn't think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled."

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30. Who said: "The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese"...Donald Trump or B.o.B, who believes the world is flat?

@bob
31. Who said: "I believe in white supremacy until blacks are educated to a point of responsibility."

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32. Who said: "Certain guys tell me they want women of substance, not beautiful models. It just means they can't get beautiful models."

@Giphy
33. Who said: "Just tried watching 'Modern Family' - written by a moron, really boring. Writer has the mind of a very dumb and backward child."

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34. Who said: "There are two publics as far as I’m concerned. The real public and then there’s the New York society horseshit"...Donald Trump or 'Girls' character Hannah Horvath?

@girlshbo
35. Who said: "I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news.”

@realdonaldtrump
36. Who said: "Did you pet her little pussy like a lady?"...Donald Trump or Negan from 'The Walking Dead?'

@TheWalkingDeadAMC
37. Who said, in regards to Mexico: "They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

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38. Who said: "Cher is somewhat of a loser. She’s lonely. She’s unhappy. She’s very miserable."...Donald Trump or Amber from 'Clueless?'

@Giphy
39. Who said: "With the proper woman you don’t need Viagra."

@flotus
40. Who said: "Sadly, because President Obama has done such a poor job as president, you won't see another black president for generations!"

@newtgingrich
41. Who said: "I’m the least, just so you know, I am the least racist person, the least racist person that you’ve ever seen, the least."...Donald Trump or an actual person who isn't racist?

@realdonaldtrump
42. Who said: "Nobody can build a wall like me"...Donald Trump or Nickelodeon's Bob the Builder?

@BobtheBuilder
43. Who said: "'Oh Africa Brave Africa'. It was... a laugh riot."

@realdonaldtrump
44. Who said: "People say I have a bad reputation. I think I've got the best reputation in the building."

@Giphy
45. Who said: "Politics is like boxing — you try to knock out your opponents."...Donald Trump or former Ugandan dictator Idi Amin?

@realdonaldtrump
46. Who said: "I can feel the righteousness surging. Hey, you wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, patriotism? God bless America!"

@Thor
47. Who said: "Look at my African American over here!"...Donald Trump or a slave owner in the 18th century?

@realdonaldtrump
48. Who said: "No Puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet. No, you're the puppet."

@sesamestreet
49. Who said: "I am altering the deal. Pray, I don’t alter it any further."

@Giphy
50. Who said: "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?"

@realdonaldtrump

It is no surprise to most that Donald Trump quotes are quite possibly the stupidest, racist, more insane things ever said... Read more

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